2/26/2023 0 Comments Sexy tumbleweed gifThe two women are trying their best to appear above it all, and at this point both Lisa and Meredith are aggravated at everyone: at Mary for starting this drama in the first place, at Heather and Whitney for bringing it to the party and at Jen for spreading rumors about Meredith’s marriage. The conversation then turns, of course, to last episode’s fight. This specific issue may be resolved, but previous episodes show that Lisa and John still have conflicts that may or may not (read: definitely will) come up later in the series. Lisa has been emotionally supporting Meredith through the separation, and seeing such close friends go through marriage trouble apparently stoked Lisa’s own insecurities. Despite this odd joke, what Meredith and Seth actually want to announce is that they are officially back together and planning on living in the same home again. “That would have been the immaculate conception,” Seth replies. Then, Meredith and Seth have an announcement to make. “I don’t know if that’s a very healthy idea,” Meredith replies, and therapists everywhere are nodding with relief. Lisa continues to alarm me by joking that with her home’s new security system, she can replay footage to see who said what during arguments with her husband. Meredith and Lisa show up in near identical jackets, which do look good, but certainly won’t help the fans who already can’t tell them apart. Mary doubles down on her initial accusations the receipts are still nowhere to be found we are at a standstill.Īlso surveying the wreckage are Meredith and Lisa, who meet for dinner at Toscana with their husbands. Mary Cosby has more social awareness than you, it is time to reevaluate some choices. Mary unconvincingly acts surprised to learn that Jen reacted badly, and even she knows that it was a bad idea to bring the mess up at Sharrieff’s birthday party. Mary discusses it, while stuck in a pink belt, with Whitney, who has not learned her lesson. Jen discusses it with one of her many numbered assistants. While at this point you, the viewer, may be tired of rehashing the same messy fight, the Housewives still have a lot to unpack! Meredith discusses it with Seth. Anyway.) Whitney wants Heather to share all of these explanations with Jen, but Heather, like every other cast member apparently, is scared. (By now, both Whitney and Heather seem to have forgotten Jen’s not-so-subtle hints about Meredith’s marriage trouble, which I still think is way nastier. She wonders why Jen is “so thirsty for their love,” and suspects that Jen is trying to protect her spot on the social ladder. Heather thinks there was no way to avoid a “blowup,” and she’s mostly miffed that Jen still appears loyal to Meredith and Lisa. In Heather’s defense, Whitney was talking in drunken circles, and without her cousin’s intervention, Whitney would still be at Top Golf as we speak, restarting her explanation for the 500th time with “call me Ishmael.” Both women know that their quest to restore honesty and defeat the mean girls or whatever was not successful, but they disagree on the actual problem. (Hmm.) Whitney is still bothered that Heather jumped in and bluntly told Jen about Meredith and Lisa. Toggling between mortified, pissed off and confused, both women agree that Whitney did nothing wrong. Over at Beauty Lab, Whitney and Heather are also second-guessing their behavior at the Top Golf Massacre. Sharrieff clearly feels the same way, because he isn’t speaking to Jen. A visibly upset Jen regrets that Sharrieff’s party went so dramatically off the rails. In her cold, lonely chalet, nobody is giving Jen roses while making clumsy metaphors. texting every overpriced restaurant in Park City while aggressively hanging her rise-and-grind wall decor, is absolutely sick with rage. Somewhere in Draper, Lisa, who has been up since 5 a.m. This is gross! Straight people are gross! Brooks Marks is not pleased and neither am I! Also of note: Meredith is still in bed with a sleep mask on at 10 a.m. “I want you to look at that when I leave to remind you that we’ve fully blossomed,” Seth says. Just to ensure everyone understands that Meredith and Seth are DOING GREAT ACTUALLY, the episode begins with Seth doting on his wife with a mug of coffee and a single, sad-ass rose. After a whole season’s worth of gossip exploded all at once during Sharrieff’s party last week, the Housewives have a lot of relationships to mend and hangovers to cure. Raise a tequila shot (or Diet Coke can) in honor of a new episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
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